Day of infamy ~ Singapore Katong Laksa style

Indeed it was a day of infamy for all Singaporean that the Presidential Election had gone ahead with the re-appointment of Ah Beh Neh to another six years in the office drawing SG$2.3Million annually under the endorsement of the PE that he is the ONLY qualified candidate for presidency. Here his winning speeche's in Katong Laksa ways...

Pres: Thank you, Singaporean...looks like i will have another six years to shake people's hand and smile alot. In additional, i will show you how to stay young at 81 years old. U know? U know? i am so fit that i can out-last any fellow Singaporeans without dropping dead in a jogging session. That's longivity lesson for you, my fellow Singaporeans. And i also would like to enforce what benefits can a lifetime employment means to you....Hiak hiak [giggling] So people dun complain that you are supposed to work till 70s to payoff your housing loan because i believed in leading by examples, so listen up. Quit whinning and think how to stay employ in the face of growing Foreign talent employment.

Also hor, i would like to give my loser, Andrew Kuan a pat of consolation who had given me a good fight for the past two weeks and thoroughly entertained me with his antics. I always yearn for a challenge for my position, but i alway no horse run and won swee swee. Let's me amplify something about this presidency election why i won.

I won because i have massive supports of [Everyone] and i will deliver my mandate for another six years by visiting more countries as Singapore idol ops, salah..it's Singapore icon. Sorries lah, slip of tongue. Thank you thank you..i love u Singapore!! eeee har [scream like Sharon Au]

Those who had awaken will have wondered how this fisaco could have evolve in the 1st place when Andrew Kuan decided to contest the presidency election without informing his boss. That's is what happen when you do things behind your boss's back.

He has served five terms as a Town Councillor and Chairman (Finance Committee) of Pasir Ris/Pasir Ris-Punggol Town Councils.

Not surprisingly, soon the PM spoke of the importance of running the President office which requires integrity during the NDP ceremonial speech, JTC and Hyflux began sounding their displeasure against Andrew for his contribution. And JTC's claims in my opinion is absurd, if you think he is so fuck up as a CFO in your organisation, why is he in office for 3 years and drawing bonuses like everyone did? And it was rumored that JTC's appraisal do not have "unsatifactory" tick box. Alright, If he is so fuck up as an individual, he should be booted out after a year service if found "unsatifactorily", so who is equally fuck up as well as sitting on his job? Sorry Mr JTC, your claims is flaky in my opinion as well.

Hyflux fired their horse's back cannon by claiming he was'nt honest about his ambition during his interview, geez it was highly known that everyone harbour their own ambition when working for an organisation whether to progress further to next frog heap or contribute further, its take two to clap. And these two clown organisations were indeed doing a bad PR job for themselves actually.

So what up doc? [Bug Bunny's slang] indeed i hope this fiasco had lead all to realise how politically stone age we were and to coincide grainy with our PM's speech made last at the National Day ceremonial, it all begins to sound pretty rhetoric

Here PM NDP's speech in a full monty fashion.

So take heart Singaporean, it's indeed a major step backward to a better society. To sum it, we are uniquely Singapore... haha

A good thread about our political scene is discussed here.

P.s Watch out for Hock Kee House incident, it going to add fuel to some public anger. Let's watch how BCA, SLA or LTA mitigate the issues...juicy manz.