Car joke

Found this at forum taking a pot shot at Singaporean from a Malaysian point of views. Guessed GE is around the corner and everyone seemed to be focusing at the recent fiasco Temasek had created by buying out foreign companies. Importantly too much gov's hands in Temasek holding rasing regional concerns. The Thai are marauding the street and eventually camping at Siam Paragon now. Thus causing the Siam Paragon the retails shops to close for three days in the eve of Thailand Snap election on Sunday. Moreover, i will be heading to Bangkok next week, most likely i will get 1st hand experience what's going to happen next week when Thai Rhak Thai is the only political party contesting at Bangkok. Worst come to come...i said;

phom pen khon thay khrap.


Three Cars are racing in Jalan Skudai in Johor one fine day...

The first car, an Evo 9 driven by a Sinkie who is wearing an OCS T-shirt chipped:" Aiyoh.. JB road getting congested... my car can zoomed from 0-100km.hr in 5 seconds leh. Like that no kick lah! And it costs me RM 400,000! Look at those Lousy Protons and Perodua on the road!!!

The second car, a Subaru WRX, driven by one chao Ah lian Sinkie bitch leemarked:" Ya loh.. My WRX now travelling at 150km/hr and still no kick leh! My Subaru cost me RM 450,000!! Look at those Cheapo Protons worth RM 40,000 only on these roads. So cheap so cheap! haha.. I can buy 10 of their CARS!!

The traffic light suddenly turned RED.. "SCREECHING sound of tyres as Evo 9 and WRX applied E-brake when they see RED LIGHT.

The third car, a Perodua Kelisa driven by a young 18 year old Malaysian chick beat the RED light and chirp:" Aiyoh.. Cars so fast, so big, so expensive, so luxuLEE, SEE RED LIGHTS STILL MUST STOP! haha .. My kelisa costs just RM 20K and I dont even bother to stop!!

Young Malaysian Chick zipped down Skudai Highway while two sinkie sport racers stopped their sports car stupidly in front of the Red light waiting for it to turn green.