Jokes all over the places....

Try reading this..

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER : M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR ?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED