Sick Ang Moh....:P

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.

When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and
said, "sey kok" (fourty cents in Cantonese).

The Ang Moh wondered why in Malaysia they have to "see cock" before entering the toilet? So he replied, "NO !".

However, the lady insisted. Since he had no choice as his bladder about to burst, he whipped out his cock and showed it to her.

Then the lady in horror said: "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),

The Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said, "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here ?"

The lady replied "Ya, Ya!" even though she doesn't quite understand English.

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so
he went ahead, overpower the lady, stripped her and made love to her.

The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!"
(pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"

He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.

The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, My God in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too hard ? Ok, sweetheart,
I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.

Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, ”TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"

The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."