India redefine Newton's law of gravity and Nature

This is one of the funniest joke i found lately.

Bollywood movie is one of the most "amplified" drama and action showcase. I dun watch them anyway, but I think the indian had too much imagination and fantasy sometimes.

That's nice if they expend their energies in their Bollywood production. But if they were to focus on world domination. That's where i am shitting myself out.

India Army is ranked world top 4 armies. U got to respect tat, i saw the India displaying their arsenal while i was watching their "Independence day" while i was in Hyderbad, Feb time. I even visited their Space and Rocket research centre in Bangalore.

Dun play their kuku jiao..ok.

Recently Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to Earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and emerged with his head in a spin. Here's why.
These were the actions he saw Vijayakanth (popular Tamil actor) involved in: -
Vijayakanth has a brain tumour which, according to the doctors, can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head.

To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumour along with it and he is cured. Long live Vijayakanth!

Vijayakanth is confronted with three gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does? He throws a knife at the gangster standing in the centre and shoots at the knife.

The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, killing both the gangsters flanking the one in the centre, while the knife kills the middle one.

Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? No, you won't succeed with your remotest imagination.
As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun ... and the gangster dies.

This was too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he stayed around to watch another movie, thinking that at least it will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes on fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.

Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. It's so high that Vijayakanth can't jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques our heroes normally use.

He desperately wants to kill the villain. Vijayakanth pulls out two guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton faints!