Car joke

Found this at forum taking a pot shot at Singaporean from a Malaysian point of views. Guessed GE is around the corner and everyone seemed to be focusing at the recent fiasco Temasek had created by buying out foreign companies. Importantly too much gov's hands in Temasek holding rasing regional concerns. The Thai are marauding the street and eventually camping at Siam Paragon now. Thus causing the Siam Paragon the retails shops to close for three days in the eve of Thailand Snap election on Sunday. Moreover, i will be heading to Bangkok next week, most likely i will get 1st hand experience what's going to happen next week when Thai Rhak Thai is the only political party contesting at Bangkok. Worst come to come...i said;

phom pen khon thay khrap.


Three Cars are racing in Jalan Skudai in Johor one fine day...

The first car, an Evo 9 driven by a Sinkie who is wearing an OCS T-shirt chipped:" Aiyoh.. JB road getting congested... my car can zoomed from 0-100km.hr in 5 seconds leh. Like that no kick lah! And it costs me RM 400,000! Look at those Lousy Protons and Perodua on the road!!!

The second car, a Subaru WRX, driven by one chao Ah lian Sinkie bitch leemarked:" Ya loh.. My WRX now travelling at 150km/hr and still no kick leh! My Subaru cost me RM 450,000!! Look at those Cheapo Protons worth RM 40,000 only on these roads. So cheap so cheap! haha.. I can buy 10 of their CARS!!

The traffic light suddenly turned RED.. "SCREECHING sound of tyres as Evo 9 and WRX applied E-brake when they see RED LIGHT.

The third car, a Perodua Kelisa driven by a young 18 year old Malaysian chick beat the RED light and chirp:" Aiyoh.. Cars so fast, so big, so expensive, so luxuLEE, SEE RED LIGHTS STILL MUST STOP! haha .. My kelisa costs just RM 20K and I dont even bother to stop!!

Young Malaysian Chick zipped down Skudai Highway while two sinkie sport racers stopped their sports car stupidly in front of the Red light waiting for it to turn green.

Sumo Wrestler full monty

:P taken from Dlist showing three sumo wrestlers in full monty.

Happy Birthday Retna Smith :)

Retna Smith, tomorrow is your birthday, i hope all your wishes is within reach.

:)

Dun mess with me and rich auntie with expensive camera

Sunday picture shooting

Chocolate making the Nippon's way

My favorite chocolate is White Milk Chocolate. Yes, fattening it may be but it extremely tasty.

Meji is a confectionary that many of us should have known of for a long time. Now they are planning to to do chocolate the big nippon ways.

They have open a chocolate chain called 100% chocolate cafe offering up to 56 types of chocolates and they even have 365 days of chocolate schedules.

Heaps of Penises? Created by Cess Krijnen

Created by Cess Krijnen :D

Fashion Label down under : JR7

Fashion leechers...hails to the new fashion label from down under. JR7

Nice Advertisement from Antonia Boutique

Picture yourself [ahem, man only] without a penis...does it made you a woman instead? Haha Cool hunter post a very thought provocating advertisement from Antonia Boutique in Milan, Italy targetted at women only. Thought i might be nice to link this up.

:D

V for Vendetta

A residue remains on one's mind for what V stood for.

Thought it's might be a good reading article of helping one find it's own dignity.

Just remember 5th of Nov

Remember, remember the fifth of November

The gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot.

Taken from Columist Guild News Bureau

V for Vendetta - Visionary Vigilance by SARTRE

The power of ideas is the theme of a remarkable movie - V for Vendetta. No wonder that governmental Statists fear the message from this film. Shades of 1984 have been updated to the next century. The faces and circumstances have changed, but the lust for controlling society has remained constant.

Guy Fawkes lives in the V cap crusader unjustly tortured for being a threat to the ruling cabal. Hypocrisy and hubris by bureaucratic Creedy clones has not altered the goon stepping plan. Subjugation, suppression and silencing the public is still the official policy.

V identifies himself: “This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

His outcry is not of an anarchist or a nihilist, but that of a seeker of justice and justifiable outrage. The portrayal of tyrannical chancellor as an elected conservative does not go unnoticed. His ranting is the antithesis of a Howard Beale. Mad as Hell has disappeared as the public sleeps. Only V won’t take it anymore. The totalitarianism regime uses fear and deceit to mange reality, while V uses rebellion to regain human dignity.

The message is clear - vendettas are personal but vigilance is eternal. V proves that repression of ideas is transient when the will of popular insurrection can be resurrected. Hope is timeless when the spirit of historic resistance molds and bands together. Masks in a crowd of anonymous marchers regain legitimate authority when they face down their oppressors.

The veiled analogy to 911 and the War of Terror is noteworthy and the compliance of mass media propaganda in shaping public opinion is obvious. Conduct of conscience as a means to combat tyranny possess great risks under this fictitious despotic government. Violence against the leadership means dead. Security for the country is actually defined as obedience to the State.

V’s quest for revenge pushes the limits of civil behavior. Vengeance is mine is always dangerous, even from maltreated antiheroes. In contrast retribution against oppressive governments comes forth from civil disobedience determination. The inspiration that manifests in deposing unjust governmental hacks is universal. Within each person resides the ability to achieve noble action.

The lesson of V is that dictatorships exist only when good citizens withdraw from the struggle. Allowing artificial perception to be sold as a phony actuality is systemic to modern society. V reminds that true power resides with the people. This reality is what most governments fear the most - an active citizenry willing to attain self-determination and hold government accountable.

Bush could have trigger WWIII

Just as i thought i might share this thoughts about triggering a possible WWIII by Baby Bush for his personal agenda.

Delta Force founder, Ret. Command Sgt Major, Eric L Haney wrote that the invasion of Iraq and division of Sunni and Shias could have create a wedge enough to trigger WWIII.

Thanks to world leaders in selling terrorism to the masses to control and incite fears.

While writting, American soldier's atrocities rampage on.

Details of the article is here

Juggling your way to complete success :)

Life is about juggling with odds and even, and come out top of it.

If you could juggles as amazingly as Chris Bliss, your way to great self belief and success is your highway ahead. :D

Am i Neo Anderson?

Sitting on my empty desk, i ponder upon.

• What is my destiny?
• Am i content to be what i am?
• Is i am now is what made i and do i know who am i, in order to be what i am?
• What should i do to achieve my objectives?
• How can i change people life that made them regain their self belief?
• How can i lead people to believe that social denial is a greater poison to our future?
• How can i do in order to prepare myself for greater swing? Yesh, the punch of the century

Stripping stark naked for the love of one nation?

This P.HD fellow is definitely attaining Permanent Head Damage when he stripped himself naked and wrapped the Taiwanese nation flag around his lower body for professing his love for Taiwan.

I can't denied his courage and preverance in his valiant display of nationalism, but i doubt it will ever prove a point here. :D

Maggie Q in Impossible Mission 3 or Mission Impossible 3?

Not much of a Tom Cruise's fan or neither i am Mission Impossible fan anway. But the inclusion of Maggie Q does add some Ommph factor into 3rd part of the MI-3 series. Maggie Q not grossly famous in some of the production but i would said she does add a little nice touch this addition.

Directed by J J Abrams

Tom Cruise, Ving Rhamesm Keri Russell, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Michelle Monaghanm Billy Crudup and Laurence Fishburne.

Check all the production stills here.

For those want quality movie over the weekend, do check out V for Vendetta for some provocative thoughts before our GE kick off this year.

Grossly after watching the movie, i do have an immersively feeling that our world is very similar to V's world in 2014 portraying a totalitarian Britain society. What does V stands for? V is not a important as who is he; V is important for what it stood for.

Feeling nostalgic about old Japanese Magazine?

As usual my surfing bug had landed myself on this particular japanese magazine front cover website which collected and scanned a numbers of old japanese magazines. Some are soft porn magazines, some are just lifestyle magazine or whatever altogether lah.

But personally, the art work brings good memories of the japanese gozilla days where the japanese are in short mini skirt.

Catch them all here

Cool Bus Ad

A lil indecent, but i applaud for their innovative implementation. :D

Life is not about following, it's all about creating.

:D

So stylo, so cool, kill kill kill

I loved the last part where she slices all the gangsters in pieces in a close knife's melee..:D

Dun mess with Tattoo gal, ok?

LG Balloon

Week of restless thinking

The whole week has been a week of self reviewing and trying to figure the murky future aheads. Everything seemed to be muddier than it's get when you start to figure out what's fun and what's challenging in Singapore as we forge ahead. In facts, the future look bleaker than you ever imagined.

While i constantly challenge my self existence, some place some where already displaying their displeasure toward this little island.

Help help!!

In Thailand, the Thaskin's protest appears to be brewing steamy hot lately, now they are burning our flags and our pictures. And boyscotting our goods.

Jodi Ruckley 33 a volunteer with PETA [People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals] dressed in a bear costume to protest against the use of bearskin hats for the Palace House Guards to coincide with the Queen's visit had a tussle with local poodles. The picture shown she was shoved into the poodle's van.

Busy weekend with Nung & Lily's taking the big heap

Sorry folks, i know i have been out of action for couple of days. But the week was really full of action. Nung, came down from Bangkok for a little visit, so i have great plans to show her around for a change.

Brought her around to places to eat, like Geylang's dim sum, Suntec's Kushin bo and some local delicacy hopefully

But interestingly we have one special event for Lily Chow who is stepping into the 30s age realm which in some ways she anticipating it with some fears. However with our moral support, Lily is going to overcome all the obstacles and move ahead with bravery, apparently her blog is updated with her new initiatives in life.

Robin, May, Ivy and Lily joined us for a jolly drink and headed off to Lau Par Sat for chicken wings [Lily's favorite].

Thaskin's woes

As day pasts, Thaskin Shinawatra is feeling the heat coming up on him from all corners of Thailand asking him to resign from Minister Office. In a desperado fashion, Thaskin dissolved the parliament call for re-election in April. How did it all began? Well, it's all began when he sold 49% of his Shin corp stakes to Temasek Holding, public cried foul when his relatives all avoided paying tax on the S2.94 billion deal and insider dealing were reported to be rampant during the acquisition.

Could the acquisition a political instrument to stunk our neighbour in preparation for our GE?

You draw your own conclusion.

Guardian Unlimited - Thailand's trouble

Casual Sat

It's a week past my birthday, streams of activities just flashed past likes it was just yesterday.

Relaxing at Lane Crawford's Coffee Bean to study my Thai lesson and caught Andy, Anna and their hyper son, Aloysius going to the same location as well. It's the 2nd times i caught Andy and Anna within a week.

Anyway, while i was doing my thoughts recollection happened over the week and thinking ahead of my destiny, i noticed my shoe was quite a stud on my little foot. :) A little self praise won't hurt, i guessed.

I'd think a week of gluttony, i might need a voodoo doll somehow sometimes... But before i need some talisman liked Lily did, a jog might be an answer somehow.

iPod boxer for woman

Who said boxer is for man? 70% cotton and 30% spandex give u excellent mobility and comfort.

Nice if Nung also wearing one...hehe :D 1st she needs an iPod.

From Pl>y Underwear